On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
One fat ass American
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two Chinese Pandas
And one fat ass American
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three French pervs
Two Chinese Pandas
And a fat ass American
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four British Cooking
Three French pervs
Two Chinese Pandas
And a fat ass American
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
FIVEEEE RUSSIANS KOLLING
Four British cooking
Three French pervs
Two Chinese Pandas
And a fat ass American
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six Canadians ehing
FIVEEEE RUSSIANS KOLLING
Four British cooking Three French pervs
Two Chinese Pandas
And a fat ass American
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven Italians fleeing
Six Canadians ehing
FIVEEEE RUSSIANS KOLLING
Four British cooking
Three French pervs
Two Chinese Pandas
And a fat ass American
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight Germans yelling
Seven Italians fleeing
Six Canadians ehing
FIVEEEE RUSSIANS KOLLING
Four British cooking
Three French pervs
Two Chinese pandas
And a fat ass American
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine Japs sighing
Eight Germans yelling
Seven Italians fleeing
Six Canadians ehing
FIVEEEE RUSSIANS KOLLING
Four British cooking
Three French pervs
Two Chinese pandas
And a fat ass American
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten Spanish Dancing
Nine Japs sighing
Eight Germans yelling
Seven Italians fleeing
Six Canadians ehing
FIVEEEE RUSSIANS KOLLING
Four British cooking
Three French pervs
Two Chinese pandas
And a fat ass American
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven Austrians complaining
Ten Spanish Dancing
Nine Japs sighing
Eight Germans yelling
Seven Italians fleeing
Six Canadians ehing
FIVEEEE RUSSIANS KOLLING
Four British cooking
Three French pervs
Two Chinese pandas
And a fat ass American
On the twelveth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve Prussians laughing
Eleven Austrians complaining
Ten Spanish Dancing
Nine Japs sighing
Eight Germans yelling
Seven Italians fleeing
Six Canadians ehing
FIVEEEE RUSSIANS KOLLING
Four British cooking
Three French pervs
Two Chinese pandas
And a fat ass American
"I don't whine,I complain."